I Ain't No Jesus
I AIN’T NO JESUS
I ain’t no Jesus
I’ve never saved a soul
Never walked on water
Except ice and snow
There’s a rumor in the choir
I'm just the luckiest guy they know
But I ain't no Jesus
Never saved a soul
I ain't no Buddha
I struggle with wrong from right
Ain't no Prince of Peace
I've hit the floor in a good bar fight
I’ll ask forgiveness come Sunday
Asking for trouble Saturday night
I ain't no Buddha
I struggle with wrong from right
(chorus)
Now I can't walk on water
Can't part the sea
The only miracle that I’ve seen
Is you walking down the aisle to me
Now I can't talk to God
I ain't divine
The only miracle that I’ve seen
Is you’d let your heart be mine
I ain't no carpenter
I'm more sailor than Saint
I’d put a hammer on a thumbnail
Swear so loud
They close Heaven’s gates
But I built you this four post bed
Now Darling, don't make me wait
I ain't no carpenter
I'm more sailor than Saint
(repeat chorus)
I ain't no Savior
Ain’t got the words
How do you preach to the masses
When you can't even talk to the girl
You get a little courage from holy wine
But then your speech gets slurred
I ain't no Savior
I ain’t got the words